He uses pillows to masturbate.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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