The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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