There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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