# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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