I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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