He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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