You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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