yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Do plants get herpes?
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