So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She bit a glass in half.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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