i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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