Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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