Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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