Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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