is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
operation have a gay friend backfired
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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