i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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