If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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