It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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