But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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