How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Randomize