She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
don't judge my taste in strippers
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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