do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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