That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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