I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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