his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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