ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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