Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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