I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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