I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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