I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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