Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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