We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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