i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize
