Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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