Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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