his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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