Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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