Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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