Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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