Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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