Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
