I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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