I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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