Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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