there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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