I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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