So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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