can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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