he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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