I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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