Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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