I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
