Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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