Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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