hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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