Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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