Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
