gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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